Here are some fruit and veg jokes to make you smile!
What did the lettuce say to the spinach during a thunderstorm?
– Everybody romaine calm!
What did the daikon say to the cabbage?
– You look radish-ing!
What’s the fastest fruit?
– A tomato, nothing else can ketchup!
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!
How do you catch a rabbit?
– Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot!
What did one snowman say to the other?
– It all smells like carrots to me!
What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
Where do baby apes sleep?
– In an apricot!
Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
– He couldn’t concentrate!
What fruit is square and green?
– A lemon in disguise!
... and some random extras:
What should you do if you see a spaceman?
– You should park, man!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
– Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!